Psycho Guy

I should’ve known better than to screw a guy who wears tall, funky socks with shorts (during the winter, no less!)
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Unfortunately, the glare that comes off of a beautiful face always disintegrates my common sense.

There’s plenty of time for me to work on that; I’m still Young.

The point here is:

If a man stands atop of his bed, lifts a ceiling tile, digs around, & pulls out condoms

run.