I’m ready for something.
I don’t know what, but something.
Still increasingly dissatisfied by my entire life at the sign of any minor inconvenience
School mascot: Bulldogs
Notable landmarks: “Judge Roy Moore was right!” signs. The John Looney House museum– John Looney being a slave owner, with a large portion of the black community in Ashville having the last name “Looney” (YIKES, amirite?). Courthouse, next to which is the town’s only stop lights. Dollar General, Piggly Wiggly, Jack’s. Lots of Baptist churches– s.o.l. if you’re not Baptist.
What’s to do in Ashville, AL: drink shitty beer. Be sensible and go to Gadsden, AL for fun instead.
Ashville: don’t do it.
Rekindled and immense hatred for Ronald Reagan.
That’s all. That’s it. This is life now.