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Ashville, AL:

Population: ~2,300

School mascot: Bulldogs

Notable landmarks: “Judge Roy Moore was right!” signs. The John Looney House museum– John Looney being a slave owner, with a large portion of the black community in Ashville having the last name “Looney” (YIKES, amirite?). Courthouse, next to which is the town’s only stop lights. Dollar General, Piggly Wiggly, Jack’s. Lots of Baptist churches– s.o.l. if you’re not Baptist.

What’s to do in Ashville, AL: drink shitty beer. Be sensible and go to Gadsden, AL for fun instead.

Ashville: don’t do it.