Longest finger 

When I die, I want to have my middle fingers airmailed to the two individuals at the peak of my shit list. 

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Funk (not the good kind)

Whether it’s stress, being under the weather, or unusual hormones, I’m out of sorts. I’ve  been clenching my teeth for a week. I want to punch fluffy bunnies (as a figure of speech). I don’t feel like I have any energy to be nice, so I’m hoping Tyler keeps his distance. 

I should meditate.