Dating someone who pisses you off every day
You know it won’t last.
Sometimes I wear my granny panties even if it isn’t laundry day.
Just to treat myself!
Cause I’m sexy like that.
We may not have the same interests or passions, but I think my family has the right idea:
Everyone should spend some Saturday nights toasted off their asses outside somewhere, the only goal being to have more fun than they’ve ever had before (every single time), singing and drinking and living in nothing but this one precious moment.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder
Of other men.
The word de jour is disenchantment.
Use it twice!